Well you go away for a few days and it all falls apart. What the hell woz Ms. Penelope Rutledge on about? Reckon Twillingsgate is off my list of places to stop off on me throbbing beastie! And now u all gone quiet. Surely u not all in Wibbly? Will be paying a visit up there meself sometime this week. As I recall, the Middle Earth is a good session venue. May go up Friday, when me num bum has recovered from 1300 miles across the continent....

And now I need a news update. Oakley, I need news on the job front. Your intercontinental texts were baffling. Kindly update me on the whole headfuck situation>

And Specky, are you still out there, babe? Or has my six day absence driven you into the arms of my rival for your affections, that dastardly Smallpiper??????

Talk to me guys.....