"What about "Frog Spawn" = Semolina (Cream of Wheat for 'merkins?)." Walrus, cooked cereal for a pubic wig? Surely not! (merkin = pubic wig) One of the most unappetizing names I've ever heard was "Dump Cake". Apparently, all sorts of fattening ingredients are "dumped" in the baking pan, mixed together, and popped in the oven. It wasn't too bad - in a prepared cake mix sort of way - but the name needs improving.