Ewan,
If you are still reading, lighten up. Certainly there is a bit of good natured sniping, but nobody gets hurt and everybody ends up in the barrel at some point, so it all evens out.

Rara,
"...cooked cereal for a pubic wig? Surely not! (merkin = pubic wig)..."
Ah, but merkin also = Citizen of the USA as in "My fellow 'merkins..."

Regards

Walrus

By the bye: British food names are bad?
Who was it invented the name "Shit on a shingle"?