Jim, your reference to Shay should be to 'More Pious Friend's and Drunken Companions' - his second collection. It only gives one stanza though:

For now I'll sing to you
Of the girl I love so true
She's chief engineer of the night shirt line
And her name is Duckfoot Sue
Her beauty is all she has
She's a mouth as big as a crab
She has an upper lip like the rudder of a ship
And I'll tell you she is mad

[From p155 of Dover 1961 republication of 'My Pious Friends ...'/'More Pious Friends ...']

--Stewie.