"average shepherds panty." Well, my great grandfather was a shepherd and he never kept spices of any sort, but then he didn't wear panties... as far as I know, he was a traditional commando and Y front sort of man (well he was born in 1882).

I went to an all girls school, spunk pud was pretty tame compared with some of them... the jam roly poly was called something you REALLY don't want to know.....

Whilst in Belgium I picked up a box of cookies (or kocken as it said on the box - presumably Flemish for cookie), called Plop. They're rather nice but the name (and the distressingly Smurf like creature with pants on its head that appears on the labels) is a tad offputting but I think Plop Kocken could be a medical term...

LTS