The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45160 Message #768274
Posted By: Jim Dixon
19-Aug-02 - 10:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: Humor Us, Chapter III
Subject: RE: BS: Humor Us, Chapter III
CITIZEN KANE (Ultra-condensed version) Orson Welles: Rosebud. (dies) Reporter: What does it mean? Everybody Else: We don't know. THE END
JAWS (Ultra-Condensed version) Roy Scheider: There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches. Murray Hamilton: No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists. (Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.) Robert Shaw: I'm tough and grim. (Shark eats him.) Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss: Take that. (Shark dies) THE END