The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45160   Message #768274
Posted By: Jim Dixon
19-Aug-02 - 10:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: Humor Us, Chapter III
Subject: RE: BS: Humor Us, Chapter III
CITIZEN KANE (Ultra-condensed version)
Orson Welles: Rosebud. (dies)
Reporter: What does it mean?
Everybody Else: We don't know.
THE END

JAWS (Ultra-Condensed version)
Roy Scheider: There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches.
Murray Hamilton: No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists.
(Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.)
Robert Shaw: I'm tough and grim. (Shark eats him.)
Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss: Take that. (Shark dies)
THE END

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