On behalf of .....Myself, Mr. Haggard, and 98.9% of the Mudcat memebers who extend you this advice.....
Reconcile YOURSELF, to your better half....run to his loving arms SINGING - - -
I keep my pants up with a piece of twine
I keep my arms wide open all the time
Because you're mine
Please, pull the twine.
Sincerely,
Gargoyle