Is this the one?

VAN GOGH

Oh my name it is Van Gogh.
Lend an ear, lend an ear.
Oh my name it is Van Gogh.
Lend an ear.
My name it is Van Gogh,
And all I did was cough,
And my ear it just fell off.
Lend an ear, lend an ear.

Oh my right ear's pale and wan,
On the floor, on the floor.
My right ear's pale and wan,
On the floor.
My right ear's pale and wan.
It was 'ere but now it's gone.
And it's just been trodden on,
And it's sore, and it's sore.

But there's no need to shout
Or for gloom, or for gloom.
But there's no need to shout or for gloom.
But there's no need to shout;
I'll take my ear'ole out,
And I'll pass my ear about
Round the room, round the room.

Drinking Watney's leads to tears,
I shall teach, I shall teach.
Drinking Watney's leads to tears,
I shall teach.
Drinking Watney's leads to tears,
And the falling off of ears,
And the parts that other beers
Cannot reach, cannot reach.

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 27-Aug-02.