BA in Psych, MA in Clinical Psych, Associate Fellow, Institute for Advanced Study in Rational Psychotherapy (Albert Ellis's bunch), Certification as Hemodialysis Maintainence (the work was great, the bosses sucked). I recently asked the boss on my current job whether he wanted me to go to school to get an MBA and his comment was "Don't bother, we can always hire one of them if we need them."