With apologies to Ed Pickford

When Ah was young and in me prime,
Eeh,aye Ah could booze,
Ah was drinking aall the time.

Now me boozin day are through, through.
Now me boozin days are through.

Straight from work and doon the bar,
Eeh, aye Ah could booze,
With me mates to have a jar.

Now me boozin days are through, through.
Now me boozin days are through.

Then to a club till half past four,
Eeh, aye Ah could booze,
Then trouble finding my front door.

Now me boozin days are through, through.
Now me boozin days are through.

Then up next morning fit and well,
Eeh,aye Ah could booze,
By lunchtime I would feel like hell.

Now me boozin days are through, through.
Now me boozin days are through.

'Cos drunk one night I did propose,
Eeh,aye Ah could booze,
Me social life she did oppose.

Now me boozin days are through,through.
Now me boozin days are through.

Now it's doon that pub nee mair Ah'll be,
Eeh,aye Ah could booze,
So Ah take it intravenously
Now me boozin days are through, through
Now me boozin days are through.