That is pretty horrifying, Morticia. I remember a godawful haircut that a barber once gave me...I could have killed him. I make sure now to give the most exact instructions to the person who cuts my hair...find someone who follows those instructions...and stick with her.

But here's something even more horrifying: A 900 foot tall statue of William Shatner...nude...in a public place...with giant speakers mounted around it blaring Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" 24 hours a day at peak volume.

- LH