Once upon a time I decided to be stylish and let a barber/"hair stylist" have his way with my head. When I saw the result, I told him his taste was all on the bottom of his shoes and that I was going to kick his ass unless he got the clippers out and took everything down to the skin. As a rule, these people have no taste and many have no skill. Never let them get the upper hand. Slap them around, kick their asses, and they'll love you for it, the sick bastards.