These young-punk Guests are so verbose. & Wordy, too. Now where do they get that? WUTsa mattah wit' kids TOOO-day?Fuhtootsin' aroond on-line while neglectin' their studies, beDad....begone, Flame of Uduin: *You Cannot Pass*. :)

Excellent orceology exposition, GuestGuest BrendanBrendan. :) Yer Mom, generally being a Lovely Mother, will be proud to read it. & Forward it to her entire mailing list, thus temporarily crashing the internet. /Then *she'll* probably post, too. Oy. Of course she thinks the Orcs of the Misty Mountains were sired by John Denver. Mountain Mama, indeed.

--Gothmog (Balrogged again :)