Man, you want your verbs regognized yer gonna have to buy into something more high-powered than Microsoft!! Regognizing is much too subtle an art for even the most advanced forms of AI today when you do it to verbs. Even noun regognizing requires the use of distributed networks of super-computers (G4s connected byfirewire network for speed). God, for example, is a verb which no system known to computer science has been able to regognize worth a shit.

Most folks just settle down and enjoy their verbs as they are. Regognizing them just pushes them into intolerable degrees of clarity and precision, and they get into all kinds of trouble tryin' to communicate with muddy and catty thinkers of all ages thereafter.

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