Sorry. Twitchy finger on the mouse button.

My wife's last name is Palecek (pronounced PAH-luh-chek. Remember the old TV show "Banacek" with George Peppard?). That can drive a spell-checker absolutely bananas.

If you have Microsoft Word, try this: type "I'd like to see you naked," highlight it, bring up the thesaurus (Shift-F7), and see what you get.

Don Firth