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Whatever Kevin was on he can't have been using the woolly jumpered toothy balloonist/condom merchants train service.

It cost me a hundred and forty quid for a day return from Wigan to London in February. What would that have been worth to the Sherriff of Nottingham in old money? (It didn't go by Hadrian's Wall either.)

While we're at it, what about Brad Pitt in 'Snatch' I thought he did a great job though I only understood a few words.

Dave the Gnome,

Thanks pal, I'll probably have to sleep with the light on for the next few weeks.

What next, David Carradine as Eric Clapton? (cut to misty flashback of milky eyed Shaolin Slaphead monk...)

"Your top E is out of tune Grasshopper, consider the sound of the fork upon the plate."

Can't wait to see Chris Rock in the 'Buddy Holly Story.'