Oh, it's easy enough to get hundreds of people to look at a thread. Just call it:

Britney is Dubya & Cher's Lovechild

Problem is, it's a baldfaced lie (I think) and you will not have one shred of evidence to back up your claim. So, everyone will think you are full of kaka and hate you for wasting their time and call you nasty names and never speak to you again and never post to any of your threads. You will be like the people in that movie that I can't remember the name of. And furthermore, God will put you on his shitlist and when you die you will go to Hell for lying.

All things considered, isn't it better to just be bored?

Bruce