The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #3318   Message #773731
Posted By: Art Thieme
29-Aug-02 - 01:17 PM
Thread Name: Attn: Jews Harp Players
Subject: RE: Attn: Jews Harp Players
I may have mentioned before that I have it on very good authority that this instrument (whatever it's called) was first invented as an I.U.D. for Catherine The Great. I learned that from the dyslexic Illinois state trooper who pulled me over checking for those. He gave me a breatalizer test. I passed----and he sent me on my way WITHOUT a D.U.I. citation-----------and without finding a I.U.D. too.

But I did learn to play the jews harp. Even busted a tooth on it. The dentist fixed it without giving me novacaine. I wanted to transcend dental medication.

Art Thieme