Well, dadblasted! No, make that a double danged! I mean, can you believe it. My cousin Rufus who lives back up in the holler in his half a double wide with his wife Retha May told CBS to 'Stuck it" when CBS offered him the starring role in their upcoming virtual show, "The Beverly Hillbillys".

Man, can you believe that. Yeah, CBS was gonna fly Rufus and Retha May, Retha's May's brother Tim Timpkins and his 16 year old wife and their two kids, Nipper and Tuck and Retha's mom, Granny Pearl to Los Angelos, put 'em all up in a mansion with gobs of cash and maids *but* Rufus, who ain't Menza material, blew the deal. Yeah, all these folks had to do was drive around in BMW's, eat in fancy resturants, be waited on day and night while CBS filmed 'em enjoyin' themselves for a year.

But do you think my brainless cousin could just say, "Fine, leys get it on!" Heck no, he couldn't! He has to go and tell the CBS folks that if he couldn't take his 1981 Chevy Chevettewith them to drive out in California, then it was no deal and CBS told ol' Rufe the Goof to have a nice life, or something along those lines..

Danged idiot! Man, I thought I'd get a chance to visit and enjoy a little pamperin' my own self.

So folks, chalk up another one to that useless hillbilly.

Well, folks. I reckon CDS is still looking so I'd suggest that if they knock on your door and you got a Chevette in the backyard, I wouldn't bring it up.

Did I say, *Danged*? No? Well Danged!!!!

Bobert