I just ran across this.

FIVE CONSTIPATED MEN

There were five, five, constipated men In the Bible, in the Bible There five, five, constipated men In the five books of Moses

The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel

CHORUS

The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass

and it goes on and on!!!