That little "I'd like to see you naked" thing above works in MS Word 97. Apparently lots of programs are filled with gags that bored programmers stick in. The trick is to find them. I haven't checked lately, but there are several web sites that detail them. Go to google's "Advanced Search," type in the name of the program you're interested in, and type "Easter eggs." That's what they call 'em.

Don Firth