Yes, Jerry, there is a "Dropkick Me Jesus"

It's by Bobby Bare (writer of "Detroit City"), and is on his "The Winner and Other Losers" album. It was actually the theme song for Monday Night Footbal for one season--or a few games, at least. I have the album and will try to get around to posting the words. For now, here's the chorus:

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life,
End over end, neither left nor the right,
Straight through the bars of them righteous uprights,
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalsposts of life.