judge:'you are charged with being drunk & disorderly, therefore you will go to prison for two weeks' prisoner: 'your honour, i wasn't drunk, i was merely intoxicated' judge: 'well, in that case you'll be jailed for a fortnight!' 8-)
prisoner: 'your honour, i wasn't drunk, i was merely intoxicated'
judge: 'well, in that case you'll be jailed for a fortnight!' 8-)