Why, if it ain't our ol' friend, Gutsy!! Howdy, Guts', ol' pal -- thought I wouldn't find ya, didn't ya?!? ;-) Now, here's your well-deserved Silver B.L.O.B. for this bit of your tail of moralitee:

There's a moral to Mikes little story
So take heed, all you boys and you girls
Don't put nuts in your hat in the north English wood
Or you'll be attacked by these massive bloody "ef'n" squirrels!
Big enough to knock a grown man on his arse, they are!

There ya go -- now, don't be a stranger to these parts, OK?

-- Áine