Pook, I dunno if I want ALL the lyrics!! LMAO!

The fact that you moonlight as a corndog while conceiving of yourself as a coondog leads me to recommend Liebenscheiss' Everready Prefontal Lobotomy Do-It-Yourself Kit. It contains a small crowbar, seven ounces of black gunpowder, and three feet of Schedule 40 1" PVC, plus a baggie containing a very long fireplace match and a dental mirror on a three-foot handle. Unfortunately the user manual was subcontracted to a Taiwanese technical writer and is rather difficult to understand! LOL!! The psychiatrist's truism for the 21st century: if the lobes won't harmonize, separate 'em!! " (You kids settle down or I'll put you in separate rooms!!). You are a truly zany guy, Pook!!

Your ambition to bumblebee a dead-head gives me hope however. Remember as long as you have a goal, there is life! There is hope!! LOL!!

LMAO!! Thanks for a first rate persiflage! May your lobes sing in thirds!

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