I'll tell my Pa
(Tune = I'll tell my Ma, Words in DT)

I'll tell my Pa When I get home
The squirrels won't leave my hat alone
They pulled it off, they pushed me down
They stole the nuts right off my crown

CHO:
Squirrels are are noisy, Squirrels are bratty
Squirrels are the kings of mean and chatty,
Squirrels are eating off my hat,
Please someone tell me what is that?

With the wind and rain, the hail and sleet,
The birds won't get enough to eat
I thought I'd help them, nice as pie
But squirrels divebomb me from the sky
CHO.

Here they come, like bombadiers
With big fat tails and mean little ears
If they hit me I'll go flat
What was I thinking with this hat?
CHO

Here they come, as fat as pigs,
Flying down from the trees low twigs
There's some woman with them, too
What the hell am I to do?

Squirrels are are noisy, Squirrels are bratty
Squirrels are the kings of mean and chatty,
I wish I'd never worn this hat,
Please someone tell me who is that?