I saw it lurking on Mr John Heslop's motley crew's table, and they are welcome to it.

We got it last year, admittedly by slightly unorthodox means - so why do want another one? Are we hoping to get six, so we can put 'em on a t-shirt.

An EFDSS lock of pigs' heads.... Erk.

And we would nver be awarded it offishly - however well we sang (and behaved. Ho ho!)

Tony