A Little Bitty Squirrel
tune: Little Bitty Tear (a la Burl Ives)

Made up a hat full of peanuts
Took it outside for a spin
But as soon as I got to the park
I nearly got my brains bashed in

Because a little bitty squirrel knocked me down
Flattened my ass on the ground
Without warning, without a bloody sound,
A little bitty squirrel knocked me down

I pictured birds a-roosting on my noggin
Pleased with the food I displayed
Now I've got whiplash, and one hell of a headache
Please call 911 -- I need some first aid!

Because .... (repeat chorus)

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