there must be a thread that has addressed mondegreens here before--and there are several web sites dedicated to them././the most often metioned one is "excuse me while i kiss this guy" from jimmy henbdrix's "kiss the sky"-- and there is a line which is often confused with "the bath room's on the right"--what is the original lyric?? maybe it is bad moon rising?? there is a john prine song which says that there is a "half an inch of water" (and you think you're gonna drown)....which sometimes comes out as "happy enchilada" ..there are many others.. try a web search for MONDEGEREEN and be prepared to split your sides laughing!!