Dear concerned (raggytash) of Huddersfield,

the name of Mcgarry and double standards should never ever be used in the same sentence. As I have explained for the thousandeth time Mrs.Ossonflags is taking me away,along with Dennis and The Robe for four days of licentious debauchery (destination still unknown)We shall all return refreshed, if slightly frazzeled in time to meet my (sorry our)adoring public on thursday night at the Foresters in Beverley.

Any way, it is not a third but a quarter of the Equine Pugilists that is missing.