Alrightey! I knew y'all had a couple more of 'em under your hats ;-) Here are your 'better late than never' Silver B.L.O.B.s for your respective 'pearls before swine':

To mousethief for this cheery chestnut:

Made up a hat full of peanuts
Took it outside for a spin
But as soon as I got to the park
I nearly got my brains bashed in

To derrymacash for these two shameless verses (and a big thanks for taking the time to honour us with his whim, whigor and whitality!):

And with those words the squirrel leapt on the man's head
Rifle-rifle-tiddle-aye-ay
With those words the squirrel leapt on the man's head
A ferocious attack left the bugger for dead
With me fol-de-rol-da, tiddle-aye-a, fol-de-rol-da fol-iddle-aye-ay

But the poor man came round and he prayed on his knees
Rifle-rifle-tiddle-aye-ay
The poor man came round and he prayed on his knees
And he moved to the desert where there aren't any trees
With me fol-de-rol-da, tiddle-aye-a, fol-de-rol-da fol-iddle-aye-ay

And to Boromir, for this brilliant bit o' wisdom:

No more I'll go a wandering
With bird food on my head
I'll turn the heating pad up high
Remaining home instead!

Great entries from all of you bunch of nuts and tree dwellers!!

-- Áine