LOL! Oh, God! Please give us just a few quotes, Oakley...

I should think that anyone who dared to vandalize a phone booth OR poison a squirrel in Twillingsgate would be up before the magistrate in short order and assigned some really nasty community work for a lengthy period of rehabilitation and repentance, but...I have to admire your sense of dedication.

There just isn't enough high romance around these days. And the bathwater idea...THAT is really striking!

- LH