I hope I don't offend any non-Orthodox -- at least religiously offend them; I'll settle for offending their sexual mores, if they so insist. I think attacking other people's religions is, well, rude. Attacking one's own religion, on the other hand....

I don't mind saying I'd like to rattle some Orthodox cages a bit. I think that laughing at yourself, either for an individual or a group, is a good face to present to the world, and people who can't laugh at themselves deserve to be offended at least a little. :)

Alex