Lard t'underin Jaysus !!! Da Newf han da Southern Belle are tyin da knot. I've only one question... can da riffraff loik meself stay han watch da proceedings ? No drum rolls... I promise.... well, during the ceremony, but, after dat, well, I'm gonna tar up da skin hin celebration.

A round for da ouse on me ! To da bride n groom !!!