I once got spammed looking up a song called Naive Melody, which must've also been some girl's porn name, but it took forever to get rid of it--it had all those fake 'close' icons that instead made it my home page.

I don't want to sound judgemental, but why does porn suck? I'm tempted to produce porn just to set some standards. Toying with an idea for an ADULT Adult Education series, learn to read, get a G.E.D. with a series of educational porn videos. Starting with the vowel sounds. Trying to get the Muppets involved, but so far, no response.