Ya flippin' Newf! Get a Oxferd speling comaipanion, loser! (Yuk! yuk!) Just kiddin' eh? I like like Newfies eh coz trhey usually lend me smokes. I ain't nver rerfused a lent smoke eh? Listen man this thred was made in the first place to make me famous eh? As I rightly shood be! I am a seshual legend around orhtern Ontario eh? Hey! Anybody want me to show how fast I can chug one? Line em up eh! Decent!

SHANE IS BACK ON TAP!!! Rumors of my death by the bear have like been exagerarated eh?

BDiBR

p.s. I woulda married CarolC but I am holdin out for Shania Twain. Tough luck, Carol! (Arf! Arf!)