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Thread #51227   Message #779172
Posted By: Rick Fielding
08-Sep-02 - 02:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Greeting etiquette:Handshakes from Hades
Subject: Greeting etiquette:Handshakes from Hades
Howdy. This goes along with Huggers & Huggees

OK, maybe I'm making too much of this, and maybe nobody else has even noticed it, if so, then just put it down as a useless rant....but....

It drives me nuts when I'm meeting a guy and he HAS to use the "bone-crusher" handshake. Jeesus, I make my living with those fingers, and it is SOOO annoying. I've never said anything to a person doing that, but it strikes me that I may start mentioning it.

Yep, there are all kinds of handshakes....from the total dead fish...once again I can't figure that person out, 'cause they gotta KNOW that it makes 'em look bad, to the guy who insists on doin' the "Hippie" raised wrist clasp.

Seinfeld had a character who was enamoured of the "High-Five" and once again, I simply get thrown for a loop when someone initiates this. Thank Gawd women rarely go in for these kind of things!

So here are all the potential greetings I can think of (and my reactions). Feel free to add to the list!

Big Hug: Wonderful when you're comfortable with that person

Firm handshake: The best, all around.

Bone-crusher Handshake: Do these guys KNOW they're doin' it??!!

Slimy dead fish handshake: Surely these guys DON'T know they're doin' it!

High Five: Unless yer black, and somehow it's 1970 again...please don't!

Heil Hitler salute: Please go to the nearest Hogans' Heroes website!!

Cheers

Rick