Hey, Alex -- you're the one who dissed the GG and got hoisted on a pit-turd, which, if my dictionary serves, is a pointed wooden cooking skewer with alternating slices of tomato, onion, pepper, and charcoaled cowchip on it....

Not to be confused with a petard, derived from the French word for farts, a small brass cannon used for blowing down castle gates.

No, your fate has to be judged infinitely more interesting -- skewered on a piturd. You want fries with that? LOL!!

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