Many hearty congratulations to CarolC and JacktheSailor, my two favorite American friends.I would love to come to the celebration of your love for each other. Unfortunately, the zionist Sharon will not let me return home should I leave and your Bush has made it clear that I am unwelcome on his "turf." But you know that the best wishes of our people will be with you on that day.
Maybe we'll send a martyr to Tel Aviv in your honor.