I had skipped this thread until tonight. I had a horrible day at work and just decided to read threads I hadn't had time for.Laughed myself silly and I'm in a much better mood now - Thanks All.
The only "worst line" that comes to mind at the moment is in the old hymn, "In the Garden":
...and the voice I hear falling on my ear
Someone always busts out laughing whenever we sing it, picturing someone falling on their ear.campfire