Sorry about that, I'm used to my Sailing Forum where you have to click the button to compose your message.

The worst I ever heard? Don't know the name, but some lyrics: "I love little baby ducks, walking barefoot in the mud, trucks...and IIIIIIII loooooooove yuuuuuuuu!"

(the only words I can swear to are the little baby ducks...the rest is not far from the jist of the tune)