Splendid. I will come armed with photo's (correct apostrophe - conjunction) of three pretentious blokes in a boat, looking precious in Bradwell Creek, playing home-made tunes, all about me.

I'm orf to see good friend and thoroughly bloody nice bloke Eric the Viking on me way home from Leeds9, so save sume 'abitiously' priced bear9 for me.

Gary (oooh Donna) Hart