For a while I had this on my answering machine:

The Phone Machine Song Sung to the tune of Admiral Benbow You have reached the Old Sod Shanty phone machine, phone machine
You have reached the Old Sod Shanty phone machine
And the Krause residence
But alas, in our defence
We can't come to the phone
So leave your message at the tone.
And the Krause residence
But alas, in our defence
We can't come to the phone
So leave your message at the tone.

Jim