The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #40513 Message #781959
Posted By: Guessed
12-Sep-02 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: PIRATE JOKES (Needed For Concert)
Subject: RE: PIRATE JOKES (Needed For Concert)
Wot sits on LJS's shoulder and sqwarks "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of nine"
a parity error
OK the non techie one -
a bit actor get his big break - playing Long John Silver, bragging to his friends he tells them he is on mega-bucks per hour and the filming starts monday. He can't start till Tues. "Why not" they all chant thats kilo-bucks you will be losing. "I have to go into hospital Monday" says he. "Why not postpone it, and what is the operation anyway?" they chorus
"leg amputation" says out bit actor - it is a smaller part than he anticipated.