Now lookie here, Bobert...

When God, justice, AND freedom, AND all human decency are on YOUR side...who the hell cares about "international law". If a law ain't made in America, what kind of damn law is it anyway??? I ask you that!

International law did not stop Uncle Sam from mining harbours in Nicaragua, assassinating priests and politicians in South and Central America, and financing death squads in them places either...and it sure as hell ain't gonna stop Uncle Sam from kicking Saddam's ugly butt around the block!

Got that, sucker? Make my day, Islamic fanatics! Eat leaden death! The Yanks are comin'!

The above is a despatch from the American Bureau of World Cultural Improvement and Ameliorization. Our motto: "Resistance is Futile"

See Mel Gibson's next heroic movie for further moral reinforcement of our cause, and bring a hankie or two just in case.

- LH