The one that we used to use too not much effect was ,'Is your Cinderella coming out tonight ,pet ?' or 'How much d'ye charge to haunt a hoose ? and the Sid the sexist one 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass !'

A mate of mine ,who was 'a bit of a lad' used to ask 'D'ye hav' any fantasies ? you'd be amazed at the amount of lasses who would actually tell him what they were..the dirty buggers.

Reminiscing Ritchie