To the Y2K: 232 days (counting today)
To the beginning of the 3rd millennium: 598 days
Hail the day so long expected,
Hail the day computers crash,
My PC in ruins lying,
Just a pile of smoke and ash.
Sound the cry on 20/20,
Gates's empire is now o'er,
Microsoft has fallen, has fallen, has fallen,
Microsoft has fallen to rise no more.
(Sorry, I'm a PC user - but I can take a joke.)