Dear Mr. Guitar,

I am looking for a horizontal guitar -- you know, like the kind you can play in your lap, or hanging by a guitar strap?

When I go into guitar stores all they ever have in stock are "uprights". Unusual indeed as I can't, as best I can recall, ever remember seeing anyone ever play an "upright".

Is this something I would have to custom order?

Can these "uprights" be played lying down?

Waiting for your reply,
Justin Leeward