Dear Dr. Guitar,

I have one of those Intellitouch tuners too. When I first turn it on it always says I'm playing a B# note even though I'm not really playing anything. Then, when I start in really tuning my guitar I can't even find a B# note anywhere on it. I've been up and down the neck on every string and it just ain't there. Is there something wrong with my tuner or with my guitar? Maybe they sold me a Dummytouch tuner by accident. Or maybe that Richard Hoover guy forgot to install all the notes on my guitar. Come to think of it, Ive never found the E# note on it either.

Sincerely,

Anne Arthur-Dumas