SharonA wins! The pale green pants with nobody inside them were in my brain for decades before I re-read the Sneetches as a grown-up, but I had thought it was a lost lyric.

I hope I'm destressed by now - the latest round of Benedryl seems to have knocked some sense back into my histamine system, so I only sneeze a dozen or so times a day already. I am looking for a hammock, but found a hot tub in the meantime!